大王别慌张

大王别慌张

两千多年前的一个下午,郊外荒野,熊猫小仙玲玲的筋斗云坏在了半路,他也被摔得浑身是伤,画面里的他却依然用头撞树、砸(如果遇到播放卡顿,可刷新页面或者点击右侧切换线路)。他用香点燃通讯器,请求联系司命府,通讯画面转接多次后才终于接通。原来玲玲本是一只修炼千年的熊猫,好不容易拿到了升仙资格,上了天庭后才被告知需要参加一次神仙晋升考核。他领到任务是保护取经团队,潜伏在花脖子山破坏妖怪们吃唐僧肉的计划,潜伏代号是玲珑塔。虽然也质疑为何要做这种考核,同时担心自己没有培训就去执行任务是否可靠,但玲玲还是硬着头皮出发了。n几经周折,玲玲终于与自己的直属领导上峰星君取得联系并进行了仓促的沟通,玲珑塔擦干血迹,开始继续奔走。夜幕降临时,他爬上一辆停在路边不见主人的牛车火速静音驶离。牛车停下,接头人土地公将玲玲带上山,交代他的身份是猪精厨子,向他交接了衣服和法宝。玲玲进入城寨,参加了一场葬礼,被绑住受审。令人意想不到的是,混乱之中 ,玲玲竟被山寨军师鼹师认作是大王的私生子,被山寨众妖奉为了新任大王! n

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